Post by Carr on May 3, 2013 4:49:54 GMT -5
Hetalia has met it’s match for weirdness. Combining the amazing world of Zuman from Sex Pistols and Hetalia - you get a heap of troubles! All sorts of problems can happen when you have the likelihood of showing yourself butt-naked in front of a bunch of crazed animals. But this story is getting ahead of itself, isn’t it?
As all good little Zuman or Zumans know; there are two types of human. The ape-men -who cannot see, hear, or speak of the other classification (meaning they can’t even remember seeing or hearing anything about them either! So biased!) because their minds are so primitive that they believe they are the only kind. And the Zuman -which has many different types;
Some are from Canids, Felidae, Serpentes, Ursidae, and all kinds of other classes and species. Even some mermaids~! Also, Returners to Ancestry or "Retrograde"-- Someone with more Human blood in them than Zuman, but by a twist of fate, turned out to be Retrogade Zuman.
The last two being rare. Retrograde is rare in itself, but the Mermaid is even rarer! You aren’t even likely to meet a retrograde in your life-time, making meeting a Mermaid a miracle of the sea. But that’s not all! There are different levels as well. Flight seed, Light seed, heavy seed -it’s all very complicated. Light Seeds are very common and make up most of the Zuman population because of their high fertility rate. The Heavy Seeds, however, are quite rare and highly respected..and sought after. The only thing, is that their fertility rate is extremely low.. Perhaps thats why they’re so rare?
However, the Zuman have faults of their own -if you show your spirit form… It’s like walking around butt-naked! It’s considered very impolite to look at other’s spirit form without permission.. Zuman also don’t usually share the ape-man’s view on loving one partner through-out their life. It’s all about finding the best breeding partner! Well, most of the time. Those who are half Zuman, half Human-- And this DOES happen once in a while-- tend to be more about the relationship than just the continuation of one’s genes. And of course, every species has its oddballs, so.
In a world where you may very well be given away to someone by your family, to continue the line, or even just pursued relentlessly by a suitor -and trust me, this goes by jungle law, not man’s law- can you survive the roller-coaster of life and keep your dignity, pride, and virtues intact?
As all good little Zuman or Zumans know; there are two types of human. The ape-men -who cannot see, hear, or speak of the other classification (meaning they can’t even remember seeing or hearing anything about them either! So biased!) because their minds are so primitive that they believe they are the only kind. And the Zuman -which has many different types;
Some are from Canids, Felidae, Serpentes, Ursidae, and all kinds of other classes and species. Even some mermaids~! Also, Returners to Ancestry or "Retrograde"-- Someone with more Human blood in them than Zuman, but by a twist of fate, turned out to be Retrogade Zuman.
The last two being rare. Retrograde is rare in itself, but the Mermaid is even rarer! You aren’t even likely to meet a retrograde in your life-time, making meeting a Mermaid a miracle of the sea. But that’s not all! There are different levels as well. Flight seed, Light seed, heavy seed -it’s all very complicated. Light Seeds are very common and make up most of the Zuman population because of their high fertility rate. The Heavy Seeds, however, are quite rare and highly respected..and sought after. The only thing, is that their fertility rate is extremely low.. Perhaps thats why they’re so rare?
However, the Zuman have faults of their own -if you show your spirit form… It’s like walking around butt-naked! It’s considered very impolite to look at other’s spirit form without permission.. Zuman also don’t usually share the ape-man’s view on loving one partner through-out their life. It’s all about finding the best breeding partner! Well, most of the time. Those who are half Zuman, half Human-- And this DOES happen once in a while-- tend to be more about the relationship than just the continuation of one’s genes. And of course, every species has its oddballs, so.
In a world where you may very well be given away to someone by your family, to continue the line, or even just pursued relentlessly by a suitor -and trust me, this goes by jungle law, not man’s law- can you survive the roller-coaster of life and keep your dignity, pride, and virtues intact?